River

Gaze directly into my eyes! Such beauty, how can you resist it? I’m going to be your greatest friend ever. I’ll be fully immunized, having had a complete physical, and ready to go. And I’ll be the contented, healthy puppy of your dreams. I enjoy taking daily walks as my regular form of exercise. A gorgeous person like me needs to maintain good health, and you’ll look fantastic next to me! I like having my ears and stomach massaged. You’ll be glad you chose me. I never get into trouble because of my adorable puppy face, which allows me to get away with everything. Don’t you want to take me back home?